Card Shark Mugs

"Oh, thank heavens!! A fourth!"

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

"It doesn't matter how valuable the manuscript is to you, Charles."

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

'Great poker faces.'

'Two pair ain't gonna cut it, Joseph. I've got three kings.'

Betting With Cow Chips.

Gambling was in his blood. Couldn't help it - he had an irregular heartbeat. Even his pulse was impulsive.

'Lazarus, I'll raise you.'

'Sir, would you please come with us?'

WIZARD OF ODDS...gambling, lottery consultant.

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you a Medicare card and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

Walking a fine line of debt.

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

China and America in poker standoff (Xi Jinping and Donald Trump)

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'For Heaven's sake Gerald, we all lead in the wrong suit some evenings.'

'I'll bet you fifty dollars that you can't stop gambling' Colour

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

Beware of poker-playing dog

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

"This fundamentally changes everything we know about elephants!"

'She may look sweet, but when it comes to poker, she takes no prisoners!'

"One thing about Earl - Earl knows when to fold."

Another tense night of contract bridge ahead.

"Must you make such a big deal of this?"

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

'Athletes play sports. Poker is a sport. I play poker. I am an athlete!'

"Right now all my money is in poker."