Naturist Comedy Lover Gifts

Nudist Camp: Sorry - Clothed Until June

"Cat box"

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Water company bonus.

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

Glimpses One Dollar

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Collar-optional resorts.'

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

The natural selection process in golf.

"It's teeth whitening."

Dirty Old Man

"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."

Closed for Summer.

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

"Don't panic, you're safe: he's my next appointment..."

"Well, you have the stethoscope this week, so go and check if this one is dead..."

Walrus Grooming.

"He says he's a great salmon guide."

A planet like ours - "I wish evolution would just hurry up and sort out some proper camoflage."

The duck stops here.

'Hey buddy, no photosynthesis!'