Nature Vlogs Pillows

"You know what I'm sick of? Krill."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

The Food Chain

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Live Stream

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Crocodile

Witches of Instagram

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Influence this."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"But what's my motivation?"

Maria Sibylla Merian

Coot on a jetty

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Content Creator

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'