Vloggers Pillows

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Whoa

Snoopy with Laptop

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Multi-Tasking

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Ruddy bloggers!

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

Filming Christmas

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"This is off our first TikTok."