Vlogging Pillows

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

"I didn't die. . . I just haven't been on social media much."

Lumberjack - Yew Tube.

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

Blogging Shoes

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

Social Influencers Anonymous.

"Don't give me the vaccine yet, I haven't logged into my YouTube channel."

"Let me through, I've got an Instagram account!"

"Do you mean you're really famous or youtube famous?"

"What I lack in charisma I make up for in social media presence."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Vlog the Impaler

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

James Polmonty: Social Media Famous

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"Anyone who says there isn't a perfect time to have a baby obviously hasn't got a vlog to promote."

Swedish TikTok

Ask Me about my Break from Social Media

'Me' Weekly

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

Witches of Instagram

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Please don't wake up! Do not know the truth. IF you do you won't need my idiotic conspiracy videos anymore and I'll have to get a real job."

"Can we do this on YouTube live, I need the money for my bail."

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

"Mom, the kids at school threatened to damage my brand."

"...And what if another 14 year old with a camera-phone gets more viewers tomorrow night, too?"