Nature Vlogs Gifts

"You know what I'm sick of? Krill."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

The Food Chain

Live Stream

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Crocodile

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Witches of Instagram

Creativity 2.0

"Influence this."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"But what's my motivation?"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Coot on a jetty

Maria Sibylla Merian

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"Have you considered vlogging?"

People Planet.

Content Creator

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

Steve Irwin.

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."