Nature-turned-sports Seeker Pillows

"Ugh, I hate it when the stampede stops to do 'the wave.'"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Saving a Heart

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Improvised Dentistry.

First Prize!

Cyclist Flamingoes

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Tarzan mobile phone

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

A Man mixing up his sports.

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

"Foul!"

Pole vaulter sees birds sitting on crossbar.

"Mr. October"

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

Climbing Beard

Farmyard Baseball

Live soccer today.

'Elements' sports team

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

'I'll look for the ball. You look for the club.'

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

Goalie knitting.

"Live every day like it's your last...especially right now...before your father sees this."

My annual treecation: A week away from work, sitting beneath a tree with a twist. My gadgets have run low on power, my mini portable generator has died. So not it's just me and you, tree. Just the two of us. True escape from the world. The boredom is destroying my soul. He won't last half-minute.

Spider Tennis

Play Ball!

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'I'll concede that, boss.'

Golf mole