Nature Trail Blazer T-Shirts

Hiker mowing his way along an overgrown public footpath.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Draw your own path."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Sport Utility Boot.

A smiling cyclist

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Mother nature takes her course.

Take a hike.

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Fork in the trail.

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Wind Energy

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

Confusing directions.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

Orienteering 101

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

"David's a compulsive rambler"

'Have you ever had that creepy feeling that you're being followed?'