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'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

"Draw your own path."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Sport Utility Boot.

A smiling cyclist

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Take a hike.

Fork in the trail.

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

"David's a compulsive rambler"

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Danger Signs.

Danger, uneven surface ahead.

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

"Don't forget now. Don't knock 'those people in Washington' anymore. Those people in Washington are now you!!"

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

Motorcyclist.