Snowy Trail Blazer Mugs

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

"Draw your own path."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Sport Utility Boot.

A smiling cyclist

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Take a hike.

Fork in the trail.

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

"David's a compulsive rambler"

Danger, uneven surface ahead.

"Don't forget now. Don't knock 'those people in Washington' anymore. Those people in Washington are now you!!"

Danger Signs.

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

Motorcyclist.

My novel was about a man who constantly experienced a sense of deja vu...but then I realised someone had already written one!