Nature's Audience Gifts

Occupational Hazards.

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Life is for the birds.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

The Food Chain

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Live Stream

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Bees SOS

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Comb Sweet Comb

Shell Fire

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Feline Evolution.

"Why do leaves change color?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

How's the new one?

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

SPOONING CACTI

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"We're trying to help you!"

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw