Nature's Audience Pillows

Occupational Hazards.

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Life is for the birds.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

The Food Chain

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Live Stream

Bees SOS

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Shell Fire

"Why do leaves change color?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

How's the new one?

SPOONING CACTI

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"We're trying to help you!"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.