I preferred the music format to the new talk format.
Nature Listener Gifts
Looking for a gift for your nature listener? Whether they find peace in bird songs, forest sounds, or the rustling leaves, our collection offers humorous and heartfelt options. These products capture their appreciation for the outdoors and their love of listening to nature's symphony. From cozy pillows to stylish t-shirts, you’ll find something that resonates with their ecological spirit and makes their day a little brighter.
It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.
'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'
"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."
"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."
"Well, isn't that embarrassing."
Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet
How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather
'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'
"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."
"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."
They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!
"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."
Duck Hunt
"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."
'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'
Audio Books
Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'
Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'
Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.
"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."
"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."
"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."
"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"
". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"
"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."
The prying mantis,
Try me/try me/try me...
What does aloof mean?
Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.
Exciting potato bugs.
Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.
I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.
"Beware of the frog"
"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."
Nature Listener Gifts Collection
Nature Listener Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for nature lovers and gift them something that captures their love for the outdoors and their listening adventures.
Nature Listener Pillows
Discover cozy pillows designed for nature fans who want to bring a touch of the wild outdoors into their living space.
Nature Listener Prints
Browse our beautiful prints that celebrate the sounds and beauty of nature—ideal for any nature lover's home or workspace.
Nature Listener T-Shirts
Find funny and thoughtful t-shirts perfect for nature enthusiasts who enjoy expressing their passion for the outdoors and listening to the world around them.