Nature Recording Gifts

James gets caught recording nature sounds without permission.

"Ever since she pressed vinyl, she won't do digital recordings anymore."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

The Food Chain

Live Stream

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

Crocodile

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Waking Up With Rooster.

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Maria Sibylla Merian

"But what's my motivation?"

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Man and bird

A singing microphone.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'Tell us about the time you met Charles Darwin, grandad.'

The Hidden World of Desks

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

Recording Studio

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

F. Chopin

"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"

"This is a repeat. See what's on The Bird Channel."

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

"I got the idea watching David Attenborough."

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"