Nature Photographer Humorist Pillows

"...This one's out of focus...and this one...Heck, they're ALL out of focus!!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Elfie Stick

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Too much concealer?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Get out of my face!"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Pray for me.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Giraffe Portrait

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Slug Bait- snails love it