Nature Photographer Humorist Mugs

"...This one's out of focus...and this one...Heck, they're ALL out of focus!!"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Elfie Stick

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Too much concealer?"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Try me/try me/try me...

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Get out of my face!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

I told you we were late!

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

Slug Bait- snails love it