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"It's just like the seventies but with a lot less biodiversity."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

Coot on a jetty

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'Illegal immigrants, if you ask me.'

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'Never shoot straight up.'

"Oh, I'm so-o-o-o-o impressed."

The Red Cat: Seasonal Adjustment/Twigged/Herbacious Border Controls.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

Give Chlorophyll.

'I hear they're going to cable.'

'Peter Brady, you get down from there right now! Pear trees are for partridges only!'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'He's been sleeping up there ever since he saw that 'Jaguars' program on the nature channel.'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"Remember when this was just going to be forty days and forty nights?"

'I'm sorry, but I'll have to eat you. . . they're filming a documentary.'

'Yes, I'm a bald eagle, but funnily enough, so was my mother...'

'I know were migratory birds, but do we really have to do this every spring and fall?'

'Do you mind if we switch to the Discovery Channel? There's a wonderful show on migratory habits of gray seals.'

Cats waiting for fish.

'I though you were on the pill!'

Geese Attacking Footballers

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone