Nature News Enthusiast Prints

"It's just like the seventies but with a lot less biodiversity."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

Coot on a jetty

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'Illegal immigrants, if you ask me.'

'Never shoot straight up.'

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

The Red Cat: Seasonal Adjustment/Twigged/Herbacious Border Controls.

"Oh, I'm so-o-o-o-o impressed."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'He's been sleeping up there ever since he saw that 'Jaguars' program on the nature channel.'

Give Chlorophyll.

'Peter Brady, you get down from there right now! Pear trees are for partridges only!'

'I hear they're going to cable.'

"Remember when this was just going to be forty days and forty nights?"

'I'm sorry, but I'll have to eat you. . . they're filming a documentary.'

This volcano became almost perfectly symmetrical when it erupted after being dormant for centuries. It became active and got into better shape!

'Yes, I'm a bald eagle, but funnily enough, so was my mother...'

'I know were migratory birds, but do we really have to do this every spring and fall?'

'Yes, it's not often you see them in the open.'

'Do you mind if we switch to the Discovery Channel? There's a wonderful show on migratory habits of gray seals.'

Cats waiting for fish.

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone

'I though you were on the pill!'