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Polar bear juggling penguins.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Possums that ski.

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

Baby Marsupial On Board

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"It's teeth whitening."

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

"HOWL!"

Give Chlorophyll.

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

Highlights

"Well, you have the stethoscope this week, so go and check if this one is dead..."

"Darned airbags."

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

Last Call of the Wild

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."

The Browntail Craptor

"Come here often?"

Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful

'I'm just sayin', we're supposed to be harbingers of death, Jerry, so take off that stupid hat!'