Nature Comic Aficionado Mugs

Polar bear juggling penguins.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Possums that ski.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

Baby Marsupial On Board

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"It's teeth whitening."

Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?

"HOWL!"

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

Give Chlorophyll.

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

Now if I may say something without fear of contradiction, and I believe I may ....

"Come here often?"

'I'm just sayin', we're supposed to be harbingers of death, Jerry, so take off that stupid hat!'

"Darned airbags."

Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."

The Browntail Craptor

'It's a common hibernation nightmare, You wake up lying next to Ted Nugent,'

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

Highlights

"Well, you have the stethoscope this week, so go and check if this one is dead..."