Nature Comic Enthusiast Mugs

"O.K. Here comes one now...you get the first shot!"

"You could do with losing a bit of weight..."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Possums that ski.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

Baby Marsupial On Board

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"It's teeth whitening."

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

"HOWL!"

Give Chlorophyll.

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

"Darned airbags."

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."

"Well, you have the stethoscope this week, so go and check if this one is dead..."

"Come here often?"

'I'm just sayin', we're supposed to be harbingers of death, Jerry, so take off that stupid hat!'

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful

The Browntail Craptor

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