Nature Comic Lover Mugs

"The hell with natural selection..."

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

Split the last one?

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

Baby Marsupial On Board

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

"It's teeth whitening."

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

Closed for Summer.

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

Last Call of the Wild

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

"Come here often?"

'I'm just sayin', we're supposed to be harbingers of death, Jerry, so take off that stupid hat!'

You'll never believe what that house is for.

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

Walrus Grooming.

'It's a common hibernation nightmare, You wake up lying next to Ted Nugent,'

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

Now if I may say something without fear of contradiction, and I believe I may ....

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

'Apparently, the antelopes are lobbying for an anti-stalking law to be passed...'

"Group hugs never work out too well for porcupines."

"He says he's a great salmon guide."