Nature Comic Lover Pillows

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

Baby Marsupial On Board

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

"It's teeth whitening."

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

Closed for Summer.

Last Call of the Wild

Walrus Grooming.

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

'I'm just sayin', we're supposed to be harbingers of death, Jerry, so take off that stupid hat!'

"Come here often?"

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

"He says he's a great salmon guide."

'Apparently, the antelopes are lobbying for an anti-stalking law to be passed...'

A planet like ours - "I wish evolution would just hurry up and sort out some proper camoflage."

The duck stops here.