Nature Comic Fan Pillows

'Apparently, the antelopes are lobbying for an anti-stalking law to be passed...'

"Group hugs never work out too well for porcupines."

No, I'm afraid I don't know any songs in the death metal genre.

"You're using forelegs? That's disgusting!"

Butt Wig (Colour)

'Having one of those days I see.'

'I'd like to leave a wake-up call.'

Inconvenient

"Come here often?"

'Boy it's cold: At least you can keep your paws warm...'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

'What? It was the 'LORD of the jungle'? Ooops... I thought he was called 'LUNCH of the jungle...'

'What kinda sissy bear eats bamboo?'

Flyfishing for dummies.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Possums that ski.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

Baby Marsupial On Board

"It's teeth whitening."

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

"HOWL!"

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

Now if I may say something without fear of contradiction, and I believe I may ....

"Darned airbags."

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."