Nature Comic Fans Pillows

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Possums that ski.

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

Baby Marsupial On Board

"It's teeth whitening."

Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

"HOWL!"

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

'If you're having trouble settling into a long winter's nap, try these 'hibernaton pills'!'

'It's a common hibernation nightmare, You wake up lying next to Ted Nugent,'

"Come here often?"

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

'I'm just sayin', we're supposed to be harbingers of death, Jerry, so take off that stupid hat!'

Highlights

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

"Darned airbags."

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."

Now if I may say something without fear of contradiction, and I believe I may ....

"Group hugs never work out too well for porcupines."