Nature Comic Fans Pillows

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Possums that ski.

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Baby Marsupial On Board

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

"It's teeth whitening."

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

"HOWL!"

'If you're having trouble settling into a long winter's nap, try these 'hibernaton pills'!'

Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

"Darned airbags."

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."

Highlights

"Come here often?"

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

'I'm just sayin', we're supposed to be harbingers of death, Jerry, so take off that stupid hat!'

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

'Apparently, the antelopes are lobbying for an anti-stalking law to be passed...'

"He says he's a great salmon guide."