Nature Comic Enthusiast Pillows

Don't let me nap past September or I'll never fall asleep in November.

"O.K. Here comes one now...you get the first shot!"

"You could do with losing a bit of weight..."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Possums that ski.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

Baby Marsupial On Board

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"It's teeth whitening."

Give Chlorophyll.

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

"HOWL!"

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

Last Call of the Wild

"Darned airbags."

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

"Well, you have the stethoscope this week, so go and check if this one is dead..."

'It's a common hibernation nightmare, You wake up lying next to Ted Nugent,'

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