Nature Comic Fan Gifts

'Apparently, the antelopes are lobbying for an anti-stalking law to be passed...'

"You're using forelegs? That's disgusting!"

Butt Wig (Colour)

'I'd like to leave a wake-up call.'

Inconvenient

"Come here often?"

'Boy it's cold: At least you can keep your paws warm...'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

'What? It was the 'LORD of the jungle'? Ooops... I thought he was called 'LUNCH of the jungle...'

'What kinda sissy bear eats bamboo?'

Flyfishing for dummies.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Possums that ski.

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

Baby Marsupial On Board

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"It's teeth whitening."

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

"HOWL!"

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

'I'm just sayin', we're supposed to be harbingers of death, Jerry, so take off that stupid hat!'

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

Highlights

"Darned airbags."