Nature Cartoon Fan Gifts

'The only thing I hate about our sub-zero temperatures is we're always surrounded with so much negativity.'

'I'm just sayin', we're supposed to be harbingers of death, Jerry, so take off that stupid hat!'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"'He's more afraid of us than we are of him'! Are you kidding me?!"

Social Distancing Penguin

Baby Marsupial On Board

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"So how long have you been working the business?"

Possums that ski.

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

Mamoose...

"I'm more of a day owl."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

"What pheromone are you using?"