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Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

"She's a miniature."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Baby Marsupial On Board

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

"It's teeth whitening."

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

'If you're having trouble settling into a long winter's nap, try these 'hibernaton pills'!'

"Come here often?"

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

'It's a common hibernation nightmare, You wake up lying next to Ted Nugent,'

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

'I'm just sayin', we're supposed to be harbingers of death, Jerry, so take off that stupid hat!'

"You were right: watching humans setting up large family tents on a windy day is hilarious!"

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

Arboreal Grammar. Poplar. Un-Poplar.

Now if I may say something without fear of contradiction, and I believe I may ....

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

"He says he's a great salmon guide."

'Apparently, the antelopes are lobbying for an anti-stalking law to be passed...'

"Group hugs never work out too well for porcupines."

Bird is begging near sign that reads; 'Can't get up early enough to catch a worm. Please help.'