Wildlife Comic Fans Gifts

"Listen, if this horn really worked as an aphrodisiac I wouldn't be spending all my money on dating websites, now would I?"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Frog in the puddles.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"She's a miniature."

Too much monkey business...

Penguin

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Polar bears

'Mother?'

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Pelican and Origami

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

Computers affect real life.

Leopards do change their spots