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Last Call of the Wild

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Canine Comedians

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

I know you do your mating dance just to embarrass the kids.

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

'Hold on, he's back again.'

Professor Philips finally settles the debate on bears lavatorial habits,

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"Fake."

"Do you feel like a beer?"

Cats 'Playing' Cards

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

'Oh my... Well, this is awkward!'

Buck cave

"All you have to do is get three of your friends, to get three of their friends and so on. You'll be rich."

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

'The bears have monetized their brand.'

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'

'I told you. I'll be home with dinner just as soon as it dies.'

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

'Best bear dog I ever had.'

Now if I may say something without fear of contradiction, and I believe I may ....

'Your sales are down again this month. For a guy raised by a pack of wolves you're not very bloody aggressive.'

Alligator drinking Gatorade,

'Hey Irma....food fight!'

Bug smash

Personnel Manager of the Wild...

'Oh, no!! My husband!!!'

'Wait guys, don't go hunting without me, I'll get some tomato sauce...'

"Yeah, I'm already 24 hours old, way past my physical peak: I need to find a mate quick..."