Nature Networkers Gifts

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Cliff Notes

Why giraffes hate winter

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Business News.

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

The Joshua Tree

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

"Deleted, I'm sure."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

The hummingbird's hum.

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

Replacements for Extinct Animals

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."