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'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Business News.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

Why giraffes hate winter

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

The hummingbird's hum.

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

The Joshua Tree

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

Black Widow Diet