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"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Wifi in Hell

Likes: $2.

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Man doing a search on a computer

Internet.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Technological Dependence.

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"