Nomadic Networkers Gifts

'The monthly charge isn't bad but the roaming fees are killing me.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Not that net!'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Technological Dependence.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'I've been transferred again.'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

Rustic Campgrounds.

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Camp Wilderness.

"Maybe if you played the xylophone like this cat, I'd pay more attention to you."

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"We're moving to someplace called Ur. It's an entirely new concept in group living."

Mobile library.

A Real Working Vacation.

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.