Nature Humor Seeker Gifts

'I won't be coming into work today. I'm in bed with a bug.'

Turtle Trailer Court

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I have seen some lemmings."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Try me/try me/try me...

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

I told you we were late!

"Get out of my face!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Pray for me.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Slug Bait- snails love it

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Roads with a view.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'