Nature Hilarity Seeker Gifts

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Possums that ski.

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

The natural selection process in golf.

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'Oops, sorry!'

"HOWL!"

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

Closed for Summer.

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

"Who died?"

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."

"Darned airbags."

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

Highlights

"What do you mean MOO?"