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'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Turtle Trailer Court

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Split the last one?

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Possums that ski.

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

The natural selection process in golf.

'Oops, sorry!'

"HOWL!"

Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?

'That will be $600, thank you...'

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

Closed for Summer.

Walrus Grooming.

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

"Darned airbags."

"What do you mean MOO?"

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."

"Who died?"

Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful