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'Can we go home now, I've just remembered I've left the oven on and the cats in it.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Tourists in Egypt

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Summertime.

The Airport.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"Honey, run!"

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

Commuter on the Orient Express

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

You need to relax. Take this prescription to any travel agent.

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

Florida Golf.

'Are we broke yet?'

'I need a Vacation.'

Retireee sits at desk on beach

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Easter Island.

'Looks like somebody is ready for summer.'

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

'That flight is totally booked, but for $100 I can arrange for you to ride in the lavatory.'

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'