Vacation Hilarity Seeker Pillows

'Can we go home now, I've just remembered I've left the oven on and the cats in it.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Tourists in Egypt

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Summertime.

The Airport.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"Honey, run!"

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Commuter on the Orient Express

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

Florida Golf.

'I need a Vacation.'

You need to relax. Take this prescription to any travel agent.

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

'Are we broke yet?'

Retireee sits at desk on beach

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Easter Island.

'Looks like somebody is ready for summer.'

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

Help! I'm trapped on this Island! No wait, there's the the tour bus...

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'