Nature Director T-Shirts

"Have you seen our new nature director?"

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

The Food Chain

Live Stream

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

Crocodile

Birds with Headphones

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"But what's my motivation?"

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

Maria Sibylla Merian

'Researching the opossum article.'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Gene Manipulation

Planet of the Apes(with apes evolving to humans as the cinema patrons)

People Planet.

The Hidden World of Desks

"This is a repeat. See what's on The Bird Channel."

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

The Hummingbird

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Elephant Tracks.

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

"Is everything to your satisfaction, Modom?"

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

Paul the house sparrow, yet another of life's creatures undone by the David Attenborough cameras.