Nature Director Mugs

"Have you seen our new nature director?"

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

The Food Chain

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Live Stream

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

Crocodile

Birds with Headphones

"But what's my motivation?"

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

Maria Sibylla Merian

'Researching the opossum article.'

Gene Manipulation

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

The Hidden World of Desks

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"This is a repeat. See what's on The Bird Channel."

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

The Hummingbird

"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"

Elephant Tracks.

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

Sardines swim in the form of a huge shark.

"So Dave - did you get lucky? Dave....? Dave...?"

"I got the idea watching David Attenborough."