Nature Comic Reader Pillows

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

X-ray Psychology.

Time Machine Collision

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The Salmon Run

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

Mou...Man trap!

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'