Wildlife Comic Readers Pillows

'You could repeat everything they say while I imitate everything they do: It would drive them crazy...'

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"She's a miniature."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

I know you do your mating dance just to embarrass the kids.

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

Wild Animal Park. How are the animals doing with their new year's resolutions? Good! The gazelle is trying to slow down and enjoy life, and the sloth is exercising more! What's the goat's resolution? To be more careful about what he eats? No, he just wants to spend more time with the kids this year. I heard the doe made a resolution to save some money. You misunderstood, Ernie. She didn't make any resolutions for herself. Her goal this year is to convince the male members of her specie

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

Fingerlings.

Last Call of the Wild

I advertised In What Cow Magazine.

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

Anteater with INOUT boxes.

Now if I may say something without fear of contradiction, and I believe I may ....

'Your sales are down again this month. For a guy raised by a pack of wolves you're not very bloody aggressive.'

'Hey Irma....food fight!'

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

"Total waste of money if you ask me."

'Oh, no!! My husband!!!'