Wildlife Comic Reader Pillows

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

Wild Animal Park. How are the animals doing with their new year's resolutions? Good! The gazelle is trying to slow down and enjoy life, and the sloth is exercising more! What's the goat's resolution? To be more careful about what he eats? No, he just wants to spend more time with the kids this year. I heard the doe made a resolution to save some money. You misunderstood, Ernie. She didn't make any resolutions for herself. Her goal this year is to convince the male members of her specie

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

X-ray Psychology.

The Salmon Run

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"She's a miniature."

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

Mou...Man trap!

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

'Think of it as a stimulus package, sir.'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"