Nature Comedienne Gifts

'Alright, I'll join you for dinner later and I'll bring wine: Red or White with this type of dung?'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Try me/try me/try me...

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

I told you we were late!

"Get out of my face!"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Pray for me.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Slug Bait- snails love it

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Penguin

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."