Nature Cartoonist Gifts

'That's the last time I listen to you about saving ourselves the long trip south and staying here for the winter.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

(Camel paintings)

Painting clouds

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Try me/try me/try me...

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Get out of my face!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'Pray for me.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Penguin

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"