Nature Cartoonist T-Shirts

'That's the last time I listen to you about saving ourselves the long trip south and staying here for the winter.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Painting clouds

(Camel paintings)

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Try me/try me/try me...

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Get out of my face!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

I told you we were late!

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Pray for me.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Penguin

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...