Natural Humorist Pillows

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"You're going to hate yourself."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Football Chameleon

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Try me/try me/try me...

"The Eggsorcist"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Get out of my face!"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'Pray for me.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Slug Bait- snails love it

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

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'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'