Natural Humorist Pillows

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"You're going to hate yourself."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Football Chameleon

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Try me/try me/try me...

"The Eggsorcist"

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

I told you we were late!

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Get out of my face!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Pray for me.'

Slug Bait- snails love it

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"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"