National Tradesmen Day Gifts

Happy National Tradesmen Day

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Team Leader

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Servicemen.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Postwar is hell."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Medical personnel give their hearts

'I found the termites!'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Monuments

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'I was in the catering corps.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

UNFADED GLORY

Military style hedgehog

'Forget what?'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.